Monday, March 15, 2010

How not to make an indoor firework

It’s November 5th and here in the UK that means bonfires and fireworks. So to celebrate we’ve got the funniest firework related viral on the web. You know all along what’s coming, but the banjo music and the old guy’s face just make it even funnier.

Worst soccer dive ever

This guy should be banned for life - this must be the worst dive ever seen on a football pitch. Let’s hope the linesman stuck his flag somewhere painful to show the cheat what real pain is like…

F1 crashes video

The Formula One season returned this weekend and the action was spectacular, with the late collision between Kubica and Vettel yet again showing what happens when two drivers refuse to give in. Here’s a compilation of some of the best crashes from the last 20 years of F1.

They should have used another font

Or at least just looked at it a bit more closely before asking someone to make an enormous sign. Still, maybe it helps them attract more customers?

Stripper Wardrobe Malfuntion

The phrase ‘wardrobe malfunction’ normally applies when a celebrity shows off more than they intended to, like Janet Jackson at the Superbowl. But this wannabe stripper has a wardrobe malfunction that’s a lot funnier (although she’ll never make a stripper with such blurry boobs…)

Should have gone to shcool…

Generally, any job that involves wearing a fluorescent jacket probably doesn’t require a huge amount of qualifications. But there are occasions when a good grasp of the English language might be an advantage.

Funny accidents

Nothing cheers you up on a Monday morning more than a load of people suffering comedy accidents.

Goal post pain

Top tip - when playing football, it’s always a good idea to try to avoid slamming you testicles into the goalpost at high speed.

Bohemian Rhapsody Blowout

We all love rocking out in our cars, and there’s no better tune to do it to than Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. You’re in a deserted car park, rocking away with the volume full blast, what could go wrong? Well, I don’t remember *this* happening in Wayne’s World…

Toboggan crash

Standing at the bottom of a snowy hill while two people on toboggans hurtle at high speed towards you isn’t really the best idea in the world, is it?

Ball plus face equals ouch

Showing off on the football pitch should normally be banned unless you’re either Brazilian or actually talented. But this acrobatic throw-in deserves credit for its added ‘ouch’ factor.

Rubber ring sting

With storms hitting parts of the UK, here’s a suggestion for a way to make the most of the wet weather. Just watch out for stray trees…