How to avoid Swine Flu
Rule number one: don’t do this. And if you really have to get friendly with a pig, make sure you’re wearing a face mask.
What a dummy
Make your kid look stupid when they’re a baby and they’ll surely get their revenge when they’re older. But for now, just laugh at him.
Boozing babies
No wonder the government are worried about the effects of under-age drinking - kids are hitting the bottle younger than ever these days.
