Thursday, March 11, 2010

Squirrel got in the picture

You know what it’s like, you’ve got the perfect photo all lined up and then some idiot goes and gets in the way and ruins the photo. Or, in this case, makes it a million times better… and the squirrel has gone on to become a viral celebrity.

Swine flu jokes

The funny thing about swine flu is that stories about the illness have spread virally across the internet much faster than the virus itself has actually spread in the real world. Swine flu has taken hold of Twitter, shooting straight into their top three terms. As well as all the serious information being [...]

How to avoid Swine Flu

Rule number one: don’t do this. And if you really have to get friendly with a pig, make sure you’re wearing a face mask.

Tortoise vs Hare

Place your bets… who do you think will win? My money’s on the tortoise although I’ve a suspicion he might fail the drugs test.

Pussy galore

This is one monster pussy. Imagine how big that guy’s cat flap must be.

Horse woman

We’re not quite sure what to make of this photo, but we thought we’d share it with you. I’m sure you can make up your own ‘fancy a ride’ pun.

Horse lick

The horse is looking pretty pleased with himself, mind you, so would you if your tongue was that long. No wonder the girl’s looking happy.

Hot dogs

We all know that Koreans quite like to eat dogs, but this is taking things a bit too far.

It’s behind you!

If she hasn’t s*** herself yet, she will very soon…

Angry Ape

This is the reaction you get from a monkey when you dare to suggest that he hasn’t got a very big banana.

Beware: dangerous hamster

Now we don’t want to make fun of what is obviously an extremely serious story, so instead of laughing, we’re going to go out into the streets and do our best to track down this criminal hamster.

Penguin joker

It must be pretty boring being a penguin - all you ever eat is fish and it’s bloody freezing all the time. Fortunately, some penguins have got a highly advanced sense of humour and enjoy practical jokes, as this video proves.