> Slap!

There are some celebrities that we'd all like to see getting a friendly slap round the chops to make up for all the irritation they've caused us.  Choose your victim from one of the smackworthy stars below:

Backstreet Slap!
This game should appeal to everyone - if you hate the Backstreet Boys then give them a good slapping, but fans can imagine they're just giving them a little fishy tickle...

Flatten Eric!
OK, so he's had his 15 minutes of fame and now it's time for him to die a premature death.  Help him on his way by flattening him with a giant boxing glove!  Go on, twat him.

Beat Here Now!
Love 'em or hate 'em, most people would jump at the chance to smack Oasis brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher in the gob.  And now's your chance - so are you fookin' startin', or what???

Libido Loca!
The rules to this one are pretty straightforward - just hit Ricky Martin as hard as you can - he deserves it!