LeHorn was devastated recently when TSWNN visitors voted overwhelmingly in favour of him shaving his legendary beard off.  He'd spent months cultivating the hairy beast with a combination of Marmite and Miracle-Gro.

LeHorn is always eager to please the ladies and, despite his disappointment, out came the razors and off went the beard, or "Claire" as he'd fondly come to call it.  The results were astonishing.  Since he went clean-shaven, he's had an endless queue of babes lining up at his bedroom door.

And looking at the photo on the right, it's not hard to see why, is it???