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It started with our legendary Excuses Database... now, we've expanded our database to include jokes, chat-up lines and slang phrases.

Search the database for other people's humourous contributions, or, even better, submit your own!

We should warn you that the contributions in the database are submitted entirely by our visitors, and they may contain words or jokes which some people might find offensive.

Our database is checked regularly to ensure that nothing oversteps the mark, but there is a chance that something may have slipped through the net.

So you find anything which is obscene or racist, please contact us immediately by sending an email to stuff@dc8p.com.