Archive for April, 2009
Swine flu jokes
The funny thing about swine flu is that stories about the illness have spread virally across the internet much faster than the virus itself has actually spread in the real world. Swine flu has taken hold of Twitter, shooting straight into their top three terms. As well as all the serious information being [...]
How to avoid Swine Flu
Rule number one: don’t do this. And if you really have to get friendly with a pig, make sure you’re wearing a face mask.
Toni-Lou in the zoo
OK, she’s not actually in a zoo, but she is on the Zoo Magazine website, as one of May’s “First Timers”. Once again she desperately needs your votes to help her win, and we’re sure you’ll agree that she’d make a worthy winner. So please visit Zoo Magazine and give Toni-Lou your backing!
10 Greatest Solo Goals
Ten amazing goals for you to sit back and enjoy. And with ‘Eye of the Tiger’ on the soundtrack, what more could you want? (Although it still hurts to see Maradona knock England out…)
What a dummy
Make your kid look stupid when they’re a baby and they’ll surely get their revenge when they’re older. But for now, just laugh at him.
Lauren Benoit’s sexy bikinis
Obviously this video emphasises the high-quality materials and design process used to produce modern swimwear. It’s not just an excuse to look at a babe in a bikini. Oh no.
Vote for Nati!
Following hot in the footsteps of Toni-Lou, our friend Nati has also been entered into FHM’s High Street Honeys 2009 contest and is currently doing brilliantly at #25. Give her a helping hand by voting for her at http://www.fhm.com/girls/high-street-honeys/Nati, plus you can also check out loads more of her photos.
Spaceman lands on Planet Nipple
We really haven’t a clue what this picture is about but we thought we’d share it with you. If you’ve got any other photos of lego spacemen climbing over random body parts, feel free to send them in.
Sarah Barrett takes a shower
Ok, we’ve got to come clean, we’ve no idea who Sarah Barrett is. But luckily Sarah is coming clean too - in the shower wearing only a tiny bikini.
Premier League Fussball
Take control of your favourite Premier League team in this great table football game. Have you got what it takes to win the league?
Keyboard controls:
Left, Right = Left, Right arrow keys
Turbo = Space Bar
Classy wedding dress
Getting married this summer? Got a nice pair of breasts to show off? Why not get yourself a dress like this and show your new in-laws what a classy girl you are.
Worst soccer dive ever
This guy should be banned for life - this must be the worst dive ever seen on a football pitch. Let’s hope the linesman stuck his flag somewhere painful to show the cheat what real pain is like…
