Monday, March 15, 2010

Archive for February, 2009

Rude carrot

Ah, the always-hilarious topic of a vegetable that looks like a penis. Carrots are pretty phallic anyway, but this one is King Dong of the carrot world.

All Saints - Pure Sharks

Here’s another of our classic games. Beautiful girl band All Saints are in deep water - they need to swim across a shark-infested ocean to play a gig on a secluded desert island. Use the space bar to help the bikini-clad girls get across safely!

Strip poker banned commercial

Strip poker should only be played if… 1) you’ve got a group of great looking girls and… 2) they’re rubbish at poker.

Hot dogs

We all know that Koreans quite like to eat dogs, but this is taking things a bit too far.

Goal post pain

Top tip - when playing football, it’s always a good idea to try to avoid slamming you testicles into the goalpost at high speed.

Pancake day bikini special

Celebrate pancake day in the best way possible… with a great video of two hot babes messing around with pancakes in their bikinis. Sadly I don’t think the action my kitchen will be looking quite this good tonight.

I wish these were brains

Nah, brains are over-rated. They’re much better just the way they are.

Mobile phone reunion

Great stuff from the College Humor guys - iPhone arrives at a mobile phone reunion and immediately starts annoying all the other phones with his impressive array of features.

The 19th Hole

There are some streakers that should be allowed at sporting events - see the streaker striker for instance. Unfortunately this guy isn’t one of them.

Tennis babe shirt swap

This is the real reason why we watch Wimbledon every year. It’s not happened yet, but as the advert’s slogan says, we can all keep dreaming.

Fired Up!

The only way theys guys are ever going to get close to a hot girl is by crashing the Cheerleading contest. Help them out by showing off your dancing skills.

How to ruin a photo

It was a night to remember, and as you left the final bar you gathered your friends together for one last photo. Pity you didn’t notice the guy in the window as you took the photo…